I M A Hobbyist facilities are presently located in a tarpaper shack on the
wild side of the Great Lake at the end of a two trac.

What you witness today has grown from the inception of a solitary idea decades ago,
and now developed into a well known consortium within itself....

From humble origins, I M A Hobbyist has evolved thru time
fostered by design of poor intellengence(sic) and imagination.

In essence I M A Hobbyist is 'An innovator in the field of nonexistent big decisions and questionable humor'.
Whattttt?.....That was just as confusing to me as I'm sure it was to you.